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employment

i have the best job in the world. 

“mama keep erin”

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

When I have a hot interviewer

whatshouldbetchescallme:

I just undress him in my mind like

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jesus christ elliot please violate me